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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven
- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch
by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023
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Sober

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
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Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
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Sober Sound Check

When the party needs to being a little to loud.
"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."
by anonymous December 20, 2020
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body
Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
nah bro I’m sober as a moose”
by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
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Sober

Being sober is boring
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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