Rusty Sneeze

When a nasty hagatha looking bitch sneezes and because she's so full of shit her snot comes out looking like rust.

Dude, did you hear Sheryl? She just let out a Rusty Sneeze, stupid bitch.

by cracker01 March 30, 2009

sneeze tease

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

by Djokomofo December 10, 2009

Buddha Sneeze

When a woman qweefs and squirts blood everywhere.

DUDE, that chick i took home last night was on her period and buddha sneezed all over my face. It was totally awesome!

by akfdadojeadaidjaojd February 6, 2009

cock sneeze

of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the penis. WARNING: May cause pain with possible scarring.

"You cock sneeze!"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

penis sneeze

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

by philly steaks October 16, 2010

Dracula Sneeze

3. when a woman queefs while on her period

Dracula Sneeze: i think you get the picture ;)

by TXsoldier429 December 4, 2010

Cock Sneeze

Evaluation of dickbreathe; Breathalyzer for sucking dick.

Becky: Baby, I swear I didn't suck his dick ;~;
Tyrone: Are you willing to take a Cock Sneeze?

by LostYourCottonPickinMind August 26, 2016