making a smoothie

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.
Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...
Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later
Guy 1: "where you been man"
*girls look up, interested"
Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

by JoeW06 April 28, 2007

Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.

Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.

by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019