A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.
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Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.
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Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
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Get the serverphile mug.A common form of distributed system in which software is split between server tasks and client tasks. A client sends requests to a server, according to some protocol, asking for information or action, and the server responds.
This is analogous to a customer (client) who sends an order (request) on an order form to a supplier (server) who despatches the goods and an invoice (response). The order form and invoice are part of the "protocol" used to communicate in this case.
There may be either one centralised server or several distributed ones. This model allows clients and servers to be placed independently on nodes in a network, possibly on different hardware and operating systems appropriate to their function, e.g. fast server/cheap client.
Examples are the name-server/name-resolver relationship in DNS, the file-server/file-client relationship in NFS and the screen server/client application split in the X Window System.
This is analogous to a customer (client) who sends an order (request) on an order form to a supplier (server) who despatches the goods and an invoice (response). The order form and invoice are part of the "protocol" used to communicate in this case.
There may be either one centralised server or several distributed ones. This model allows clients and servers to be placed independently on nodes in a network, possibly on different hardware and operating systems appropriate to their function, e.g. fast server/cheap client.
Examples are the name-server/name-resolver relationship in DNS, the file-server/file-client relationship in NFS and the screen server/client application split in the X Window System.
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