annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.
Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!
Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
by tenzen January 02, 2009
by seaner terdil October 23, 2009
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
by Ri-ck April 15, 2003
niall - hey jake
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
by da Niall's n alex July 16, 2008
Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
by Cameron P March 13, 2004
When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*
by I am beer December 26, 2019