slayer

A hand gesture formed by making a fist, and raising the index and pinky finger, forming what is also known as the "devil horns". However, when said hand gesture is formed, and "Slayer!" is intoned simultaneously by the invoker, any gay act is instantly negated, leaving no question as to the orientation of the involved parties. Usually is repeated by the other guy that got involved, as an agreement. Usually used when two straight guys are put into an awkward situation.

Note: Similar to "no homo!", but more about a potentially gay act rather than saying something with a double meaning.

Disclaimer: This is not in anyway homophobic, it is simply an affirmation of heterosexual-ness. No hate, just fun.

*guy 1 trips over a stool and lands into the arms of guy 2*
Guy 1: Slayer!
*guy 2 nods*
Guy 2: Slayer.

*guy 3 realises he needs sunscreen on his back, and only his bro, guy 4 is around*
Guy 3: hey, can you put sunscreen on my back?
Guy 4: Slayer?
Guy 3: Slayer.

*guy 5 wakes up, and realises he is in bed with another dude.*
Guy 5: SLAYER!

by Scarab 53 August 29, 2009

Slayer

A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.

So the equation goes something like this

Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.

Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer

Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.

Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.

Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.

by Viva Caligula September 15, 2010

Slanker

Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.

My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

Women Slayer

A man who actively seeks out and easily gets with, hooks up with, or bangs girls

Guy1: How many girls you get with this weekend?
KT: 11

Guy1: Bro your a straight up women slayer!!

by itsssss maxbro May 11, 2009

Billy give-us-a-try Slater

someone who gives away the ball in the dying moments of a game.

After catching the getting the ball on defence I attempted to lob an inside pass, I missed judged the distance of my pass and instead threw a Billy give-us-a-try Slater as the ball was intercepted and the mighty Kiwis scored an easy try in the corner to win the game.

by samarillo December 22, 2008

slavering fangs

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

by an elite December 4, 2009

Slackerbagging

When you're too lazy to separate multiple items, so you throw it all in one bag.

Mom: Pack your bags it's a long trip.

Me: Nah, Mom, I'm slackerbagging.

by Yoooooopotatoe January 5, 2017