Skip intro

Not wasting time on preliminary bs in conversation. Like hitting the skip intro button when Netflix binging.

Cop pulls you over:
"Skip intro I'm trying to beat my GPS."

Sketchy dude comes up to you on the street at night:
"Skip intro how much money do you want?"

Nick Guerrero, comedian, in Laugh It Forward Presents Jimmy O. Yang 2025

by ruthom November 21, 2025

Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.

“I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”

by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021

Skip school

On November 29th it’s national skip school day

On November 29th you are supposed to skip school

by Hamburgersmetkaas October 3, 2021

skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .

Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Skip

Flee; vanish

They can't skip off again because of me.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014