Sittin' on Ready

Ready to throw down with a bitch

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017

Spitting Llama

When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.

Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.

by King Taint March 29, 2020

big sittin' chief asshole

A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"

Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"

by Gutbuster69 August 17, 2021

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 13, 2010

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010

Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

by Yoman1289 May 14, 2011