simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

Simp

A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race

Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots

by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020

Simp

Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.

Did you see what alex has been posting? He’s such a simp

by Simp.killer March 24, 2020

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020