shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

Shrek Wes

Sheck Wes but turned into shrek.

Oh shit! It's Shrek Wes!

by CrystleJex December 3, 2018

shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar

holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Shrek Effect

The "Shrek Effect"is an unnatural occurance that happens to young women after high school and college. The young woman is naturally beautiful/ and or cute to begin with, but through out the years after her education, the shrek effect sets in. May it be the cause of a horrible heart shattering break up or that she spent too many nights curled up with a snuggie, eating sherbert ice creaming watching soap operas as she cries silently on her Scott Baio pillow thinking that the right guy will just "find her". These women put on a good chunk of fat and sometimes get beaten with the ugly bat numerous times. These events will lead to the woman developing the "Shrek Effect". A young beautiful woman turning into a fat, ugly, or just unpleasant to glance at. This effect would be considered the opposite of the "ugly duckling syndrome"

Remember Jessica from high school? yeah she got fat, looks like the shrek effect happened. pity.

by TNESbitt October 1, 2010

dirty shrek

to have rough sex with a god

Nathaniel you are so lucky! you got to have a dirty shrek

by The olive likes nate April 23, 2020

shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020

Shrek Time

Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)

Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!

by Chaddie3000 December 15, 2018