shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

Shopping Cart

Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.

"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."

by Nick February 4, 2004

Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Shopping sPee

The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.

The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.

It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.

You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Shopping Cart Chicken

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.

"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"

by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010

shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

by Chunky B April 19, 2003