Shmeeb

An egg so thick it makes you genuinely uncomfortable to look at or think about.

"Damn I cracked and egg this morning and it ended up being a shmeeb, never felt so uncomfortable in my own home."

by IzzyFizzys August 10, 2024

Shmeek

To Shmeek is to smoke weed, often from a vape-style device. The state of being shmeeked is the state of being visibly high.

Look at him, his eyes are red and I can tell he’s shmeeked. Wanna go Shmeek in the bathroom?

by Saeone February 12, 2024

shmeegin

Shmeegin: the act of shmeegin or “to shmeeg” is to forcefully drop your balls by yanking your testicles. Thus lengthening your “bag” making them appear bigger. Shmeegin is to be done if your balls don’t drop quick enough naturally, or your friends make fun of your tiny balls.

Rylan must have been shmeegin a lot lately, his bag is hangin out.

by NaterBaiter May 4, 2024

Shmee

Another word for "weed," primarily used by Jewish communities.

Taking some shmee, are you ready to see?

by elsaabka May 29, 2024

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026

Shmeebuzon

A shmeebuzon is a specialized type of star cruiser designed for long-duration interstellar travel

Alex: Have you heard about the new shmeebuzon model?

Jamie: Yes, I read that it’s equipped with advanced propulsion systems for interstellar travel.

Alex: That’s right. It’s designed to make trips between stars more feasible within a human lifetime.

by DaRobbo November 7, 2024

Shereal

Shereal is a girl whose biggest fear is falling in love. She doesn’t see her own beauty, and she has an amazing body. She doesn’t know how to show love any other way other than fighting. She loves harder than she gets loved back, and she can’t help it. She enjoys quietness, but only because that’s what she’s used too. She notices everyone’s beauty except for her own. She has a pure innocent heart that hides an evil within her. She’ll never be a normal girl but she’s okay with that, she embraces her uniqueness just like her name.

“Shereal is so intriguing.

by Ephemera March 23, 2025