shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

Shlurd

Term used to describe the act of shlugging a bong with a bird. Widely popularised in the early 2020s by world renowned slug lord Jordan “Donk” Duff

Dylan la shim la min, are you lapping out de shanty tunnel now de have a wee Shlurd we molly mcemerson brawr?

by Bong king cornshell July 16, 2021

Shlurd

Term used to describe the act of shlugging a bong with a ‘bird’. Widely popularised in the early 2020s by world renowned bong lord Jordan “Donk” Duff

Dylan lad you lapping out de shanty tunnel for a wee Shlurd wey molly mcemerson and ah few ather tahp shanteh burds? Stap too la shim la min.

by Bong king cornshell July 16, 2021

Shlurd

A word used to describe “shlugging with a burd”

Jordan duff- “lap out with me after I go a shlurd with ur ma”

by Ur da lad July 16, 2021

Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021

shluftple

mixture of:
shaft
multiple
shuffle
lift
lung
shape

PERSON 1: shluftple yes
PERSON 2: what

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

Shlut

Nice kind amazing woman

You’re such a shlut

by Urmomusmine February 7, 2022