Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017
Get the Shart Teamug. The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
Get the shart fartmug. A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
Get the Shart Tamponmug. by garrett graham August 8, 2020
Get the nessa shartedmug. by New Fred December 25, 2022
Get the sharting shortstopmug. When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012
Get the Reverse Shartingmug. After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.
by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014
Get the shart decomug.