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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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sharp pen

Bitter or critical manner of writing which one employs effectively and with fluidity, so much so that it's as if the said individual were speaking in person.
Person #1. Wow, John just sliced me to ribbons with an email, I'm bleeding on the inside here.

Person #2. Yeah, he has training in writing and he abuses it sometimes with his sharp pen.
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Shariyf

Big Dick, Very handsome , gets all the bitches, fights a lot , fucked your mom too
Omg it Shariyf !
by Unknown Loner March 5, 2020
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leah sharples

a little cunt who goes thorugh boys like how many times she takes a shit and she is an ugly slag and a big cunt
by ghghgehiieriho[ge September 10, 2021
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right with ever sharp

Means to agree strongly, for example like saying 'right on"; derived from a Rochester, NY
You: Have you seen the new Netflix show, Raising Dion? It's awesome!

Me: Right with ever sharp!!
by Emily V. Harris July 3, 2019
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Sharpie

1. A person who is dishonest and will cheat when gambling.
2. A person who is a hustler.
These guys are real sharpies, you shouldn't play poker with them.
by Seye November 20, 2003
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sharpie

Its obvious that a sharpie is a permanent marker that is usually black and smells really bad but what a REAL sharpie is, a girl, typically latina, who shaves off her eyebrow and draws a fake one on. It doesn't necessarily have to be with a sharpie, but everyone calls them that anyway.
"Wow, look at that latina chick with the shaved off eyebrows"
"Dude get with the fucking times, they're called sharpies"
by aznboy September 28, 2006
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