Sarcexting

A sarcastic text delicately balanced between conveying sarcasm and sounding like an ass.
Can also be called a sarcext

me: texts a cool pic to someone
someone: fantastic pic. where was that
me: beulah rd about halfway between skittle rind and chocofunk rd
someone: Oh yeah, those places....

In this scenario, "someone" had no idea where or even what state in which these roads were located so "someone" resorted to sarcexting.

by soundguy August 26, 2013

shacebooking

facebooking while taking a shit, sitting on facebook while simultaneously sitting on the shitter

similar - shexting

Maria takes forever in the bathroom and the rest of the family assumes she is doing her makeup but actually she is just sitting on the toilet shacebooking!

by Swas February 7, 2014

Sharefobia

The fear of sharing a pornside link by mistake at facebook ect.

- Why don't you use facebook anymore Bob?
-Well, after the mistake last week I Got sharefobia.

by fhg72 January 6, 2015

shaced

Being shit faced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...

by jeytey January 15, 2015

share weed

You don't.

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"

by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015

sharedplate

SharedPLate is a mobile application which focuses on creating a bridge between who is hungry and who cooks.

Lets eat something, ok. i ll check SharedPlate to see who cooks around.Good

by xexax June 6, 2016

Share whore

Someone who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely super annoying way.

Martyn Mumby is such a share whore, I find my newsfeed flooded with the stupid, meaningless posts he shares every ten seconds.

by Handling The Truth June 3, 2016