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Shannon

Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.

Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.

Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.

She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.

And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.

Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.

Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.

Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
by gay sweetheart November 23, 2021
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shannon dodging

A girl creating blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.
Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.
by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025
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Shannon

A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
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Throbbing Shannon

A severe migrane that usually results from hanging out with a basic girl
OMG that girl was so loud my head is pounding with a throbbing Shannon
by starboi100 November 25, 2018
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Shannon

Shannon is a intelligent, well mannered girl that you can take anywhere. No matter what Shannon will always insure that you have an amazing time. Usually bearing blonde hair and blue eyes, Shannon is sure to sweep any man off their feet. Don’t judge shannon by her outside because she is so much more than a pretty face. Shannon will have you hooked in no time.
Man: Who is that beautiful women? She seems to get along with everyone?

Friend: That has to be a Shannon!
by Nyrauko June 26, 2019
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who's that?
oh, that's shannon, she's dumb
by loeeza_12 October 4, 2020
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