Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021

Scrutter

A scrutter is someone who does manual tasks outside - they enjoy pottering about and making things. Sometimes they will be covered in soil, sometimes they will have splinters in their fingers and a callus as big as an egg. But they know there's nothing better than going out for a good old scrut in te nature. And they'll sure be out scruttin tomorrow.

First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.

"Alright scrutter!"

"Alright Lucy, I'm just goin out for a scrut!"
"Happy scruttin :)"

by RichardSplash May 14, 2022

scrunt

just a little bit fucked up. often used in a cute or endearing way.

"scrunt ass milk"
"aw that's scrunt asf"

by ooh I'm curious February 6, 2023

scrumts

When one shaves one’s balls to reveal pronounced scrotum lumps.

Check out my freshly shaved balls. Look at all those scrumts.

by Lola46730 February 18, 2023

Scrunting

The act of deliberately starting or expanding arguments that may not be related to you, that you may have no context for or knowledge of the topic at hand. To begin scrunting, simply find a random conversation and search for a way to make it seem like one side is incorrect, like asking for a source.

Person 1: "The prices for x are unbearable!"
Scrunt: "Oh yeah? You live in x country and have it much better than y country!"
Anyone: "Oh boy, he's scrunting again."

by PotatoCarrot29 April 13, 2023

Scrutie

Cutie + scary = scrutie

That girl is so scrutie ＼(^^)

by ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ June 14, 2023

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

Scrumtucsh

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023