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Saaketh

A sexy beast who just cant be stopped at whatever he is doing.
Damn did you see Lebrons stats last night? He was just going saaketh
by nagger12345678 March 26, 2013
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sake

goodness, health, existence, life. Pete has enough of it for everyone, and his seems to be the most valuable of all sake.
by Rusty Shackleford January 14, 2004
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Welter Williams Scale

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
by NSW1979 February 17, 2010
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which you rate a woman, based entirely on attractiveness.

1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.

2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.

3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.

10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.

Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.
Holy shit, bro! I saw a woman who I would rank a 10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Mr Cnowledge September 4, 2016
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Lippman Scale

A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.
The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.
by Disco-who April 13, 2008
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Video Sacked

When your friend unexpectedly shows you his nutsack while on video chat
(guy pulls out his sack on video chat screen while other is not looking)

DUDE YOU JUST GOT VIDEO SACKED
by lordnickiv January 13, 2010
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Saket Ranjan

Saket Ranjan means "Lord Shri Rama" who is referred to as the मर्यादा पुरोषोत्तम राम

EXPLANATION AND BACKGROUND INFORMATION:

SAKET:

Saket is the ancient name of Ayodhya- the birthplace of Lord Shri Rama. Ayodhya is also known as the Vetican of Hindus. It is said that the City Saket was Constructed by the Gods themselves and hence it is considered as the most sacred place on the earth. In mythology and even hindi poetry, सकेतनगरी has been desscribed as a very pious place and next only to the heaven.

Saket is also the name of a famous book pf poetry by Maithili Sharan Gupt. In this book he writes the Ramayana from Kaikeyi's view and how a mother would have felt.

RANJAN:

Ranjan means source of happiness, pride and satisfaction as evident in the word: मनोरंजन: मन+रंजन

SAKET RANJAN:

Now, in accordance with the meanings of the two words above, the word, Saket Ranjan means "the one who is the source of happiness, pride and satisfaction for Ayodhya." Which in turn means Lord Shri Rama, who is supposed to be the Complete Man, sans all vices and ideal of how one should conduct themselves.
मर्यादा पुरुषोत्तम राम is the only existing example of "Saket Ranjan." As it has been adequately explained above the name means Lord Shri Rama and hence no equivalence of the man with the name can exist in the Universe.
by आजाद January 10, 2012
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