satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

Satanic Sanskrit

to write backwards in an attempt to avoid censorship

I have to post my Facebook messages in Satanic Sanskrit so the admins don’t throw me off again.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satan's buttcheeks

The most glorious and supple mounds of sinful flesh known to man. Their firm texture is known to draw people in before Satan twerks people to death between his mighty cheeks. This is the ultimate punishment.

Also, satans-buttcheeks is the tumblr of a very neat-o mosquito person, according to the internet.

Person 1: I hope that guy dies by the power of satan's buttcheeks.
Person 2: Amen, nigga. Amen.

by satans-buttcheeks is shameless July 19, 2013

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

Pickle Satan

Pickle-haired Satan on Earth who pretends to be disabled.

Person A: Did you see the new student? I think they’re a pickle satan!
Person B: Oh no

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Satan's cock

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

by Lou444 July 9, 2016

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008