A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
by Scorched Birth August 23, 2011
Get the Dolinski Syndromemug. Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.
Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
by mamma murder January 22, 2011
Get the a.q.r. syndromemug. When a guy in anime, usually a well-loved or attributed character, goes after a girl who doesn't want him, whose rejection makes him act like a total asshole. Usually applies to gay men in Boys' Love anime who act all hetero over one specific girl, much to fans' dismay; however, it can also apply to canonically heterosexual males or males in non-BL anime when fitting the criteria of NICE GUY TURNED RETARDED THANKS TO BITCH. Often used as a plot device in fan fiction.
"Wow, did Steve totally just ditch his best friend Michael for Mikayla or what?"
"He's only acting like a jerk because of Hiro Syndrome."
"He's only acting like a jerk because of Hiro Syndrome."
by THEBEARJEWPWN'DYOUANDLEFT January 26, 2010
Get the Hiro Syndromemug. Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.
Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"
Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"
Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"
Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."
by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010
Get the Cera Syndromemug. When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011
Get the Sage Syndromemug. Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
Ken - "..who the old man over there?"
Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."
Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"
by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011
Get the O.M.L. Syndrommug. When the hairline recedes into the form of a W at an early age.
(May give autism, not confirmed by science)
(May give autism, not confirmed by science)
McDonald: Hey, look at my hair!
Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!
McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.
Donnatello: Aw shit dude, you got Westerlund Syndrome!
McDonald: At least I'm not autistic.
by MacAndDonnatello September 25, 2018
Get the Westerlund Syndromemug.