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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
by spankendorf December 6, 2024
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Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.
1. It’s a high line but I’m going to ace this stump hole!
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.
by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025
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silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
mugGet the silly tree stumpmug.

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
by V193 September 27, 2020
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Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness
I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.
by Puddlechick June 29, 2021
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