When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
by LillDaryl April 29, 2022
by Vancruiser101 October 08, 2013
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 09, 2020
by Fullmoon247365 November 09, 2020
The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
by JarlAlpha July 18, 2015
Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.
by FyffandSG November 11, 2021