Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 28, 2024

Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness

Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!

by Ninarose2456 November 06, 2022

stress dump

in which people stress you out so much, you feel the need to poop

you're making me so angry, I need to stress dump

by chukealuke August 26, 2015

stressed word

A word that is used way to much in a sentence like way to much

guy 1: Hey bro I'm going to tell you a cool story its going to be so cool it blows your mind ok ready to here this very cool story its so cool

Guy 2: cool was a stressed word in that sentence

by Alexa 44 July 13, 2021

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t November 17, 2017

e-stress

Stress that comes from electronics

"I can't remember my passwords - I can't take anymore e-stress tonight"

by Zenmistress59 March 20, 2018

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 02, 2023