Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
Get the pussy stocksmug. a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
Get the satan's stockingsmug. “Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”
“You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
“You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
Get the stock marketmug. When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!
Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!
Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
Get the Bean stockmug. Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
Get the Slinging stocks and cutting dealsmug. (N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
Get the stock cockmug. a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
by davey baby May 14, 2015
Get the ben stockmug.