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Spleeg

An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.
" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "
by Frosty badgers December 26, 2021
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Splender Wender

The term used for an intentionally placed hole within a bathroom partition or wall where certain gratifications may occur. Refer to the definition of "glory hole" for more detailed description.
I went to poop at the bar and was surprised to see that there was a splender wender right next to my face. NOT going back there again!
by Donk McStuffins September 30, 2022
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yinkle spleeg

What the cheese, young fellow has doth yinkle spleeg'd his pantaloons
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Speener

A caucasion from the ages of 10-17.
Be nice to the speener, you're twicw as old as him.
by Andre Jesse May 17, 2005
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splenda

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.
" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."
by Wicked DNA November 29, 2007
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splee

"Man, i am such a splee!"
by dick_justice January 29, 2008
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Splendid Persuit

A Chase that is so enjoyible that it provokes a for or Euphoria relesed by Spazams of joy and Purple colored Rainbows to apper at random locations
the retard was involved in another Splendid persuit
by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004
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