Speed Bump 

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

Speed Bump by Not so Special K November 5, 2006

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend

(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.

Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend by ihmsf October 25, 2009

Speed Gordon 

Speed Gordon is a fictitious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circumstance.

e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say "geez, you've got more shoes than Speed Gordon!" therefore, it is assumed that Speed Gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you - amazingly - have more.

e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say "Jeff smells worse than Speed Gordon!" again, it is assumed that Speed Gordon's odour is extremely offensive, but Jeff smells worse.

Speed Gordon by HayleyJane April 8, 2008

speed bumps 

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

speed bumps by Dan May 14, 2004

speed dial 

quick fast

joel got me the coast guard on speed dial

speed dial by kerpal February 21, 2003

speed swimmers 

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

speed swimmers by benormous September 22, 2005

Speed Bump 

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

Speed Bump by Avik86 January 27, 2011