need for speed

Phrase popularized by Tom Cruise in the film Top Gun and commonly applied to those who enjoy participating in activities involving high velocities, including aviation, sky diving, downhill skiing, and most forms of motorsports.
by razer December 22, 2006
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speed metal

rippingly rapid riffs, mach 9 beats, and a tendency toward thrashing throttle vocals
by Dnite April 15, 2003
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speed of light

MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017
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Speed Trap

When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.
Sorry I'm late man, I got stuck in a Speed Trap.
by Dr. Whitmire May 14, 2011
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speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 10, 2006
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speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010
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Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.
"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
by Addy McGee May 19, 2010
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