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son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.
Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!
by vdb2725 February 19, 2011
mugGet the son of a hookermug.

Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.
Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha
by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021
mugGet the Trophy Sonmug.

Son of a crackwhore

When saying "Son of a bitch" is not enough, this is used to add a bigger insult to said individual's mother.
by Tittyticklerologist September 14, 2009
mugGet the Son of a crackwhoremug.

son-of-a-gun

Son-of- a-gun
He's a real son-of-a-gun.
by Jungle June 27, 2018
mugGet the son-of-a-gunmug.

uhh son

The term used to describe an attractive person of the opposite sex.
Hey yo look at dat one ho walkin ova thurr.

UHH SON!

Imma go holla at them...
by Frankie Orozco July 25, 2008
mugGet the uhh sonmug.

bitch son

Refering to ones blood related, or adopted son.
Joe is Charlie's bitch son.
by cshine July 16, 2008
mugGet the bitch sonmug.

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!
by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009
mugGet the son of a chodemug.

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