A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.
Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou
Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!
Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!
Student: Thank you!
Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!
Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!
Student: Thank you!
by vdb2725 February 19, 2011
Get the son of a hookermug. Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.
Conversation at family gathering
Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha
Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha
by Lesterholtshairline August 12, 2021
Get the Trophy Sonmug. When saying "Son of a bitch" is not enough, this is used to add a bigger insult to said individual's mother.
by Tittyticklerologist September 14, 2009
Get the Son of a crackwhoremug. 
by Frankie Orozco July 25, 2008
Get the uhh sonmug. by cshine July 16, 2008
Get the bitch sonmug. A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.
by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009
Get the son of a chodemug.