The Shivs

A Shiv is a hand-crafted blade-like weapon used to stab fellow inmates in prison

He ratted us out. Next day, he got shivved.

by styxstyxstyx July 29, 2004

Shivowned

An expression universally implicated in the horrific depiction of an owning so severe as to leave one in comatose state indefinetly.

Ace:Hey someone call 911! This kid just got annihilated in his face by a brick!

Gary: ....That kid straight up got Shivowned.

Ace:......Oh my god your right......

by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Shiver

The act of taking a shit in a river. One must be standing up for best results.

This idiot named Stuart had diarreah while we were floating down the Mckenzie. He then proceeded to depart his raft and took a standing shiver. What a sick freak!

by Shiver man March 7, 2010

Shiva Surprise

The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.

Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.

by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008

shiver croak

sucking dick and choking with a shiver

David shiver croaked last night, it was like a surge of energy

by David Charmander January 12, 2014

Shiva's Law

Whatever women say is true abut all men is usually true about themselves. Epic levels of gender projection.

- Men just aren't in touch with their feelings!
- But why are you crying?
- .....I don't knooooow!!
- Wow lady, that's Shiva's Law

by Anna_Cherry June 13, 2016

shiver me shacos

when you are playing league and you think your mid lane is gonna feed

Shiver me shacos this yasuo is going to int

by Doctorjared January 20, 2019