shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"

Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.

by the comand'r October 11, 2016

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis October 17, 2006

nessa sharted

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

by garrett graham August 09, 2020

shart deco

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.

by 69Starmonkey February 27, 2014

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 08, 2012

shart shack

A place you go and never return

See waddels home that place is a real shart shack

by Shartlover December 01, 2021