gorilla salad

Alot of pubic hair

Chris needs to shave his gorilla salad.

by Mo February 25, 2004

Chinese chicken salad

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.

"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"

by Iddudes November 3, 2009

Salad Eaters

At least in death, they can act as damned good fertilizer...

Shrub Patrol 1: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Shrub Patrol 2:AHA!! DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!

by The Midden Shrub Patrol December 10, 2010

Balls Salad

When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.

The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.

by RickyPacific September 2, 2008

PooPoo Salaad

Cereal when no milk

P̵̧͎̘͉̼̩̉̿̅͊̈́̅̂̀̄o ̡̣̓̀͜ò̶͙̣̥̝̊̌̈̃̋̈̅P ̢̑o̴̥͔̹̬̓́͑̄̕ǭ̵̮̲̪͍̬͇͕̂̄͋́̕ ͉͎̙̻̔͒̈́̄͝S̴͎͒ã̵̧̢̫̝̭̟̲̻͚̱̓̇͝͠ļ̵̢͖͔̼̬̐͊͠a ̥̪͓͓̳̳̭͑̿̂͒a ̛͔̣̩͔̌͌̓͐̑͛͐d ͕̳̻̅͗͝PooPoo Salaad cereal when haves milk

by The Dislike God February 19, 2019

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

Sala

A girl that you kniw that you can trust no matter what, she will always be there for you. The best kind of partner, wife or girlfriend that you could ask for. Quite sexy, humorous and a bit weird, but in a way you like for some strange reason.

Daymn have you seen that girl, she is a SALAAAAAAA!!!

by Thank God for Atheists August 6, 2016