Ryan

Coward

Kid: how to you spell Ryan?
Mom: C-O-W-A-R-D

by Definitely not an ASMRtist February 18, 2020

Ryan

He is a leader very bad at maths but good in English but a very handsome boy

Did you see their captain he must be a Ryan

by He’s a really June 7, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a name of Irish origins. It means little king.

Of which most Ryan’s are kings of misheard names.

Ryan: Can I get a small latte?
Barista: can I have a name?
Ryan: Just Ryan.

Barista: I have an order for Bryan?

by EastBayLoser February 24, 2019

Ryan

A person who is always right

Guy 1: The map said turn left!
Guy 2: No, I am always right
Guy 1: You're such a Ryan
Ryan: fuck you!

by XingXaSa August 15, 2023

Ryan

A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.

Syn.: Awesomeness

1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name

by the pounder himself April 19, 2009

Ryan

Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.

LOVES CATS

druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!

Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!

Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?

Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!

Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!

by bitch ass foo5 March 12, 2010

Ryan

a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard

Ryan was beasting at beerpong

Ryan was o shitfaced

Ryans horny

by Balekjiii January 11, 2008