Doireann O' Rourke

Extremely intellegent friend of Ebony Angel. Most likely to someday build a super-computer and either save or destroy the world.

"Muh ha ha! My super-computer will kill you all!"

by Ebony Angel December 1, 2003

return leg

When you hook up with someone that you haven't fucked in a very long time - typically with other partners/relationships in between.

Met up with Jess for the return leg last night - she's learnt a few new tricks.

by RepeatOffender January 26, 2015

Rokuro Yamakagashi

a fucking annoying child that also happens to be a ✨f a i r y✨ kinda deserved to die but he’s interesting-

Rokuro Yamakagashi should shut the fuck up 😻

by 😼✨😻 August 29, 2020

return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010

returd

If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.

Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".

There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.

by Honey Deaumoi February 11, 2010

Wankel Rotary Engine

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.

It's a torture device, does it really need an example?

by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005