It occurs when you take a crap and 3 of the following things occur:
1: It is a massive dump
2: The poop partly disappears into the hole
3: You don't have to wipe afterwords
1: It is a massive dump
2: The poop partly disappears into the hole
3: You don't have to wipe afterwords
by Merlin R August 7, 2010
Get the Warlock's Revengemug. The action of giving/threatening to give a tortoise as a present meant to seek revenge on someone for as long as the tortoise lives (approx. 100 years) for suffering caused from their actions. Commonly refered to as an RT.
Im totally going to RT Sally for moving away to Vancouver for so long.
Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.
Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.
by fairy in the water November 5, 2012
Get the Revenge tortoisemug. A shopping spree wherein one member of a romantic partnership whose finances are intertwined spends extravagantly and beyond the couple's means in order to exact vengeance on the other member. Such sprees are generally motivated by jealousy, rage, spite, etc., and come about in relation to specific instances where one member of a couple feels him or herself to have been excluded from the other's experience of pleasure.
Note that in some circumstances, one partner might attempt (with rare success) to preempt a revenge-spend by presenting the other with a lavish gift.
Note that in some circumstances, one partner might attempt (with rare success) to preempt a revenge-spend by presenting the other with a lavish gift.
The relationship between Ari Gold and his wife, as depicted in the popular series Entourage, provides countless examples of the revenge-spend, as well as of failed attempts at preemptive gifting. For just one instance, consider the episode where Ari, after having neglected to invite his wife to the Cannes film festival, must later talk her down from a "punitive spending spree."
by cyrus mcphee October 31, 2010
Get the revenge-spendmug. we all know what Montezuma's revenge is. Here in the Ohio Valley, Midewst and Great Lakes states the term "Tecumseh's revenge" is more applicable since the great Shawnee chief Tecumseh is an important historical figure around here.
1. At an outdoor amphitheater hosting a Rush concert I drank a cola to beat the humidity. The drink had funny tasting industrial waste - infected ice cubes. The next day I got a bad case of Tecumseh's revenge. I'm glad it didn't happen during the excellent show.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009
Get the Tecumseh's revengemug. by Spoonster July 16, 2004
Get the Spoon's Revengemug. Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.
"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"
by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012
Get the Jared's Revengemug. The bad diarrhea and stomach cramps faced after a night of Mexican food, in reference to the 1836 battle in San Antonio, Texas.
by History Boy June 13, 2008
Get the Alamo Revengemug.