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Dead Reckoning

When a man french kisses a girl that he loves just after she engaged in some hardcore fellatio on a beach with his friend.
I think I just had a dead reckoning, that bird was very salty.
by Fatbanger September 6, 2010
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replond

re·plond (ri-plond)
v. re·plond·ed, re·plond·ing, re·plonds

v. intr.
To make a reply; answer.
To act in return or in answer.
See Synonyms at answer, respond, or reply.

v. tr.
To give as a reply; answer.

(Middle English: replonden, from Old French: replondre, from Latin: replondere: re- + plondere, to promise; see plond: in Indo-European roots.)
I left her a message hours ago, how long is it gonna take for her to replond?
by Warszawski May 21, 2008
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Reponding

Something that cannot be done by lowly humans that have no talent
You cannot reponding because you are a lowly human
by SomeRRandomm May 11, 2018
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AGM Report

A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.
Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.

Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
by FWSScontact January 19, 2013
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Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 5, 2013
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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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reckoner

Someone who reckons
I reckoned I got it done. He WHO reckons is a reckoner.
by Splinter disciple January 12, 2016
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