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Rupert

Either a bear or a sweet teenage boy
Ruperts are most commonly known for their creativity and lack of alpha male qualities. They are usually found at concerts or at youtube gatherings, they breed mainly in the summer and habitats include London and Devon. Ruperts normally migrate in small groups these groups can include a queer, a short person, a ginger, a tall boy and a quiet boy.
omigosh your such a rupert today!

what kind of a rupert are you??

what the rupert?
by Ishy Squish June 9, 2009
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Self Report

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.
Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
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sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 14, 2009
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Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg
Rupert and chips for tea?
by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 6, 2010
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repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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repeater

The male equivalent to a multiple orgasm / squirter / cummer in the female. The male cums more than once in the same fuck, sometimes rapidly - giving the impression of a very much longer than usual jet of hot cum, without losing the erection or resting. The fuck can change position; i.e hand, tits, mouth, ass, pussy, feet, more than one sex partner at the same time etc with hot jets of cum all the way through sex. Even right upto the end!
"A good hard cock and I'll cum buckets but Jeff was something else - an endless stream of hot salty cum. I've landed myself a repeater! Yum, Yum!! I know what I want for lunch!"
by skipper johnson January 6, 2009
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tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"
by Tim C. November 11, 2004
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