realist tip

Means That its real or to be true

On the realist tip im holdin it down for k-town

by Evy Sanchez August 10, 2006

reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.

Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports

by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005

realizing

The moment when you come to the solution that you messed that f*** up

Been realizing a lot lately.

by Mike Honcho WV June 7, 2017

bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Readisodes™

A short form, out of the ordinary, story of everyday life. Much like a TV show with your favorite characters doing silly things.

Unlike a personal blog it does not consist of tedious day to day events, rather highlighting parts of life that deserve props.

Readisodes™ Include copy, pictures, links, movies, etc. anything that represents the cause, reaction, or the destruction of an event. They also allow for viewer commenting or uploading their own related Readisode™

Readisodes™ are better than episodes, blogs, and myspace.

by Bunket October 16, 2008

reality-pop

A musical genre or style defined by groups such as the Streets and The Artic Monkeys. Essentially a lyrical style that encapsulates ordinary life experience shared by non-celebrity listeners, elevated beyond the banal to a shared meaningful significance in a regional or colloquial speech style. Emotionally charged but understated to maintain street credibilty.

The Artic Monkeys have managed to cosolidate and develop the new musical style or genre which may be usefully described or identified as 'reality-pop', perhaps being first produced by The Streets.

by Peter J Blaylock March 18, 2009