Dirty Quince

When a toilet bowl is filled with urine, feces, vomit, blood, and semen before being flushed, all delivered from the same individual. Usually accomplished by lustful bulimic men, who find temporary solace in their sorrowful and lonely lives through self-mutilation. Quince or DQ for short.

Entry for 7.17.08: Caught eye contact with Melissa for a moment at work, before she immediately raised her newly bejeweled hand to her face, signaling the obvious. Her embrace would be lovely, but her subtle rejection stings. I will be forever alone, isolated and cursed on an island drifting in a sea of my own dirty quince, lest this absolute and persistent nightmare of an affliction mercifully abandons me.

by leave me, mia August 10, 2008

Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.

Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.

by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009

quinc

To whither in disgust

I quinced at the thought of you being an idiot.

by Marc Peru January 10, 2005

quitch

A person that is both queer and a bitch.

Person 1: Gosh, Natalie is so queer.
Person 2: Yeah, she's also a bitch.
Person 3: I agree, she's a queer bitch.
Jocelynn: That makes her a quitch.

by Jocelynn July 16, 2008

quiche

"It's just a f**king omelette inside of a pie crust."

"Guys will eat an omelette and a pie crust separately, but the d**kheads won't eat it together. I'm down with quiche, and f**k anyone else that ain't."

by Robert Flynn, Machine Head January 11, 2004

quincy

A very cool person; likely to have a religious following that yells "So cool!"; also has red hair and no soul.

Oh my god, it's quincy! So cool!!

by TooUrbanForU September 12, 2016

Quiach

The word "quaich" comes from the Scottish word for a two-handed drinking cup. It now means vagina.

She has sand in her quaich.
That guy has four quaiches!

by Jeremy November 24, 2003