Quaart

When a girl sharts but instead of farting, she queefs.

Person 1: Hey broheim, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah brocephus, what is that, omg it smells like cow shit and liquid ass had a baby.

Person 1: I’m not sure President Brosevelt, but I think Hillary quaarted, she had bull anus for breakfast.

Person 2: Really Brofo, that’s fucking righteous!

by HorseCockRadishBitch4 May 20, 2019

quarantel

A hotel or motel where one can stay as they travel between countries when faced with 14=21 day mandatory quarantine. These would sanitarily and securely house individuals. They would also provide comfortable isolation and medical treatment if necessary. Another service would be medical clearance certification.

I booked a stay at the LAX quarantel in advance of my foreign travel.

by just-a-thought March 11, 2020

Quaran-Stream

Streaming or binge watching shows and movies while quarantined during the coronavirus.

Bro I’m stuck at home for two weeks because I got the coronavirus! What should I quaran-stream?

by Jewelianpie March 13, 2020

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020

Quarankiki

A quarantine party

We are having a quarankiki, bring tequila!

by Azijana March 15, 2020

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t care because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Everything is shut down except the bars.”
“I know I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/lets go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

Quaranteen

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Quaranteen?

by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020