Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money

1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""

by nomnomnomforbrains April 21, 2011

Pull a K Rich

Say you're going to do something, then proceed to cancel whatever it is you were going to do. Usually accompanied by a lame ass excuse such as "I have a headache"

Me: So Kyle when are you gonna pick us up for the movies?
Kyle: Oh, I cant dude, I have a headache. Sorry.
Me: Wow, I can't believe you would pull a K Rich.

by CODESTUFFZ174 February 18, 2011

Pull a Mubarak

To shut down the internet in an attempt to restore order and regain control. Coined from Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak's attempt to silence the Egyptian people during the 2011 Egyptian riots.

"Pull a Mubarak": The school administrators realized that we'd been using the computers to do non work-related tasks like checking Facebook and playing games, so they pulled a Mubarak on us all.

by AlexeiTheTroll March 1, 2011

Pulled a Mika

When you say you're going to do something, but you don't do it, or if you do do it, you don't finish it until 6 months later.

Lain: Oi, have you finished it yet?
Francis: Yup, I've got it all done.
--7 months later--
Lain: ...you done yet?
Francis: Uh....it's almost done.
Lain: *facepalm* Oh my god, you pulled a Mika on me....
Francis: U mad, bro?

Jay: eue

by eueb September 4, 2011

Pull off a Lamar

To deliberately chop off the whole penis during the act of circumcision.

Established as a glorification to congressman Lamar Smith's effort to seize control over the internet contemporary freedom with his SOPA proposal.

Wow, the new SOMEPA bill did try to pull off a Lamar on the internet again, proposterous!

by mystrdat February 2, 2012

Pull a Juno

To have sex on a recliner

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno

by meuzikluver January 26, 2013

pulled back a nub

To have your hand bitten off.

Jerry, that dumbass, was poking a bear with a stick. The next thing you know, that idiot pulled back a nub.

by bartlettville June 6, 2014