Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Get the prostitute bat mug.when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after
guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear
guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear
guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022
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I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
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'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
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