Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017

When you procrastinate but specifically eat in order to procrastinate therefore you are procrastinATEing.
"I just procrastinATEd and now I am going to annoy my roommates by complaining about how much stomach hurts"-That silly ginger
by shortsillyginger February 9, 2021

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.
I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.
You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

what you are doing right now….
by lmaoig July 6, 2022

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 19, 2023
