do a presentation

blowjob

Oh, that sucker will surely do a presentation to somebody sitting next to him on his plane back to Vancouver.

by duckduckno December 21, 2018

loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life

girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"

by christy monopoly February 22, 2009

loose prevention

somebody that prevents loose behavior.

a friend that saved your ass from hooking up with that fat chick.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.

My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.

by Avenslove June 3, 2011

Science presentation

science presentation A presentation in science you have to do within 10 minutes but you're writing an urban dictionary definition about the thing you're about to do.

science presentation "Goddangit I have to do that goddang science presentation tomorrow"

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

previntervention

Preventive intervention. Why bother writing two long words, when you can write just one?

In order to avoid getting sick, wash your hands as a previntervention.

by Tdbostick May 31, 2011

pretentious fucks

What you say when what your doing is very difficult or if you just keep sucking at it.

These guys are playing tennis at night with there friends.
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.

Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"

by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011