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dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
by WhyAri December 30, 2018
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Pretzel

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
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Pretzel

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.
by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
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pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009
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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
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Pretzel

When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒
by Angel stella November 30, 2020
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Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie
The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel
by hejahsgs April 20, 2022
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