busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 2, 2003

Black n Decker pecker

Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a pickle wash to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the peener

Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

pecker snatch

its a girl that is a slut or real easy

Tori and Brittney are pecker snatches

by Aaron Wilder May 31, 2007

Pecker slap

To be slapped in the face with a erect, semi-erect, or soft penis often leaving a mushroom stamp or other shaped red mark on the face.

Aaron scrubbed his acne-covered forehead so hard, his dad told him it looked like he had been pecker slapped.

Jim was pissing me off at work so I pulled out my dick and pecker slapped his ass!

Miranda forgot my balls were sensitive when giving me head so I gave her a nice pecker slap on the cheek.

by Papathepotato November 13, 2016

bird pecking

jerking your head forward in quick, sporadic movements. used as a form of intimidation between females during a verbal conflict.

chad's bird pecking made triggs cry

by croom May 8, 2006

peckhead

a word stupid people use

Adam: 'you're a peckhead'
Helena: 'you're a twat'

by sam5794 June 4, 2011

pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.

The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.

by SHOGGOTH_KING January 20, 2013