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patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha
"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."
by oblivion July 29, 2004
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PatchTheAlpha

A overall hypocrite. An absolute no life adult who leeches off of the AJ community. Always seems to have a problem with any AJ Content Creator. Has a 12 Year old fan base
PatchTheAlpha: bullies a random kid for posting on YT
by TikTokHater September 8, 2020
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Prickly Patch

A place in rural South Dakota where the most wicked parties occur.
"Dude were you at the {Prickly patch} last night?, Yeah man shit was a little rough but it was awesome...
by T-Will08 March 15, 2010
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soft patch

A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.
EX:1

Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?

Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!

Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?

Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!

EX2:

Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?

Tiff - Hell ya nukka!

Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!

Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!
by toshlikesmanpie March 19, 2010
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Pitch Black

A rather delicious concoction by the makers of Mountain Dew. Some potential side-effects include sleeplessness, transmogrification into a Smurf, or death.
Hey man, who drank all my friggin' Pitch Black?!
by edicius December 16, 2004
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pitch-a-tent

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
by steven desmond January 30, 2007
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pitch

To pitch in money in order to use some form of contraband, could be:
1. Marijuana
2. Alcohol

When smoking marijuana it is not uncommon for one person of a group of many to provide the dope and smoke the rest while they 'pitch' money in.
Yo man I smoked you for free last night, you gotta pitch this time.
by sh1ftay May 13, 2005
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