Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.

Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.

by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021

Devil Position

When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.

“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”

by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019

Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind

I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position

by SkyBor November 2, 2019

koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.

We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.

by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016

final position

either
a) the final position in sex
b) final position before the funeral

Erin: Man I saw someone in their final position!
Scout: Which one😏

by thecoolestperson April 30, 2022

Air Position

The act of which lifting someone up while engaging in a sexual act and accidently flinging them when tired

ah fuck im sorry i dint mean to do the air position

by Brownie Nest tea November 5, 2022

Overwhelmingly Positive

A good steam game

Ayo did you hear that Euro Truck Simulator 2 got an overwhelmingly positive on steam?!
Oh shoot, lemme get that shit

by FunnyManLol June 1, 2021