An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase
"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.
When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.
These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
Where then comes the phrase
"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.
When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.
These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
Get the Porch Junkie Freakshowmug. by naelreh September 26, 2010
Get the Screed my porchmug. The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
Get the Second Floor Porchmug. when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'
by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003
Get the porch-meetin'mug. When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011
Get the off the porch latemug. A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
by Haskill August 16, 2008
Get the porch monkey hookermug. by Huser February 3, 2007
Get the Hosing off the back porchmug.