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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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Popsicle Time

A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.
“Yo, what time is it?”

Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”
by Yaminashi420 June 5, 2021
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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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Spanish Popsicle

The sexual act of a Spanish man dipping the penis into a girl's mouth. The girl is sucking it and the saliva representing the penis (popsicle) melting. Until the Spanish man finishes the job by ejaculating into her mouth, then that's where the real melting begins.
My Spanish man gave me a hard Spanish Popsicle and it really felt good.
by LeilaSP March 9, 2019
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