-A bong that has been used to smoke popers out of (weed & tobacco)
-People that smoke straight weed do not like to smoke out of a popper bong
“Popperness”
-People that smoke straight weed do not like to smoke out of a popper bong
“Popperness”
by Weed & tobacco June 15, 2019
The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
by TheBlazedBambiino December 30, 2015
A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
by I eat pigs November 23, 2020
Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic
Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper
When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.
Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.
by El Capt obvi October 29, 2020
by The crazy ass junkie April 02, 2023